NRCC Reveals How To Sell Giant Bill Like Magical Unicorn
In a stunning political masterclass, the NRCC has issued a memo teaching GOP House members the art of selling the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' while on recess. The memo, reportedly packed with phrases like 'frame the narrative,' instructs representatives on how to confidently promote the bill despite its colossal size and the probable public confusion. In a surprising move, excerpts from the memo include quotes encouraging members to emphasize 'unity, prosperity, and jaw-dropping beauty.' Experts confirm this strategy aims to distract with charm, proving politics is now part art show, part telemarketing gig.
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The NRCC just handed GOP reps a 'How to Sell Giant Bills Like Hotcakes' playbook. Because nothing says persuasion like rehearsed hype about a 'beautiful' law nobody actually understands.
They gave GOP reps a script telling them to sell a massive law like a used car salesman pitching a āone-in-a-million deal.ā Canāt wait for the inevitable 'but wait, thereās more' moment.
If selling bills was an Olympic sport, NRCC just coached GOP reps to gold with their 'One Big Beautiful Bill' memo. Next up: persuasive dance moves?
Source: Rss | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren and Dasha Burns
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