Trump’s Hourglass to Zelenskyy: Peace Deadline? Nah, Just Ping Time!
In a world where punctuality meets geo-drama, Donald J. Trump is reportedly scheduled to call Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy today, with yet another peace deadline apparently playing a thrilling game of hide-and-seek. No exact time announced because, why kill suspense? This isn’t your average Zoom call—it’s a high-stakes diplomatic TikTok moment where peace deadlines pass like expired coupons. Zelenskyy is probably guessing if this is a peace call, a post-deadline press release, or just Trump checking if his phone plan covers Ukraine. The exact nature or agenda of the call remains as mysterious as that missing key ingredient in grandma's borscht recipe.
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Peace deadlines flying by, Trump’s about to ‘call’ Zelenskyy—because nothing says diplomacy like last-minute ring-a-ding delays and cryptic international cliffhangers.
Calling Zelenskyy right after peace deadlines expire feels like showing up to a potluck empty-handed and still expecting a feast.
Trump’s dialing Zelenskyy today, because waiting for peace like 'fashionably late to the breakup' is apparently a new global trend.
Source: Politico | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: By Jack Blanchard and Dasha Burns
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