Friday News Dump: More Details Than Your Diet's Fiber
Friday's afternoon-to-evening news dump was a cascade of facts crashing harder than Monday mornings. Specifics were so abundant you’d think the reporters were paid by the word—names slipped in like wild DLC: dates scattered unpredictably, $ figures hiding in shadows, and corporate titans doing their usual dance of bafflement. The timeline jumped around like a caffeinated squirrel, locations felt like a geography quiz and quotes popped up like surprise party guests you didn’t invite. All served with the subtlety of a foghorn, making you wonder if the real story was the sheer volume of trivial breaking news or our masochistic craving to consume it.
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Friday’s news dump packed so much detail it felt like binge-watching a documentary narrated by a sleep-deprived librarian cursed with verbal diarrhea.
Nothing screams ‘I read the news’ like surviving an afternoon-to-evening info marathon with the attention span of a goldfish on espresso.
This Friday’s news was that overloaded software update nobody asked for—promising fixes but mostly just random shuffles and inconvenient interruptions.
Source: Politico | Published: 9/20/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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