Trumpās Supreme Court Tariff Drama: Rush Hour in Justice Lane
In a stunning display of impatience rivaling a toddler denied candy, former President Donald Trump is demanding the Supreme Court fast-track a ruling on tariffs. No exact date was given, because apparently, the concept of judicial pacing is as foreign to him as a reality TV script without conflict. This looming judicial sprint is about tariffs ā the economic equivalent of a tax on your Aunt Susanās mystery meatloaf at Thanksgiving. No companies or dollar amounts were detailed, but you can bet itās big enough to keep the justices busy between their usual dissenting dinners. Stay tuned for courtroom chaos, because weāre all just passengers on this very bumpy ride.
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Trump wants the Supreme Court to switch from 'deliberate pace' to 'drive-thru quick' on tariffs because waiting patiently is so 18th century. Spoiler: Law and order meet reality TV drama.
Asking the Supreme Court to speed up rulings on tariffs is like yelling at a glacier to move faster. Spoiler: It wonāt.
Trump pushing the Supreme Court to fast-track tariff rulings is about as subtle as a bullhorn in a library of patience.
Source: Politico | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: By Jack Blanchard and Dasha Burns
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