White House Turns DC Into Boomerang Cop Zone
In a groundbreaking episode of 'Why Is This Still Happening?', the White House has announced that federal law enforcement will start patrolling the streets of D.C. Because apparently, local police werenât enough to keep the situation from tasting exactly like a stale rerun. As the official announcement put it, federal agents are now 'starting patrols'âor in other words, 'we're sliding into the neighborhood like a surprise party no one asked for.' The streets of D.C. just got a federal facelift, whether they wanted it or not.
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Federal law enforcement patrolling D.C.? Because nothing says 'trust us' like turning your local streets into an episode of Cops: Government Edition.
Ah yes, federal cops taking over D.C. streetsâbecause when local problems get too spicy, just call in the folks who handle confederate statues and red tape.
Federal patrols in D.C.: proof that sometimes, when youâre lost, you ask for directions from the GPS stuck in 1998.
Source: Politico | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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