Derek Dooley Desperately Enters Georgia Senate Showdown
In the latest plot twist that political junkies didn't bookmark, Republican Derek Dooley officially launches his Senate campaign in Georgia. Because nothing screams 'fresh start' like throwing your hat in the chaotic Georgia Senate ring. Dooley declared, 'And Republican Derek Dooley officially launches his Senate campaign in Georgia,' proving even press releases want to sound like dramatic movie trailers. Buckle up, folks â the Peach State just got a new contestant for the title of Political Survivor!
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Derek Dooley just announced his Senate run and honestly, this campaign already sounds like the 2024 version of a reality show nobody asked for but everyone will watch ironically.
Launching a Senate campaign in Georgia is like launching a Tinder profile in a town with seven other identical profilesâgood luck standing out, Derek!
Derek Dooley entering the Georgia Senate race is the political equivalent of bringing a kazoo to a metal concertâbrave or just wildly out of tune?
Source: Politico | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren and Dasha Burns
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