Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz 2’: Because Round Two’s a Charm
Just when you thought the Trump administration had run out of recycling ideas, they confirm plans for a second makeshift migrant detention center modeled after the famously grim 'Alligator Alcatraz.' Planners are out here saying it’s 'a second makeshift migrant detention center,' ensuring the sequel no one asked for is moving forward. Because what’s better than a detention spot nicknamed after deadly reptiles? A sequel, of course, because nothing screams progress like copying a gag-worthy prison theme park.
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When your first makeshift migrant detention center was a hit, why not launch 'Alligator Alcatraz 2'? Nothing says immigration policy like doubling down on dystopia and crocodile cosplay.
Congratulations to the Trump admin for greenlighting Alligator Alcatraz 2—because if you’re going to fail humanity, might as well build a franchise.
Building a second 'Alligator Alcatraz'? What’s next? A theme ride called 'Escape from Humanity' to go with immigration detention centers?
Source: Politico | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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