Trump-Putin Summit Planned: Antarctica Still Shocked, Waits Patiently
In a shocking turn of events, the planning for the Trump-Putin summit in Alaska continues unabated. Sources report that meticulous arrangements are underway despite neither leader sending RSVP cards. One insider reveals, 'And the planning for the Trump-Putin summit in Alaska this week continues.' Experts confirm that this summit is set to feature top-tier ice-breaking techniques, including literal icebreakers and metaphorical cold stares. While Alaska melts quietly under global warming, political temperatures promise to rise, causing polar bears to request front-row seats.
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When Alaska becomes the hottest ticket in geopolitics just because two guys who refuse to clear their schedules might show up, you know the world is upside down. Summertime in the North Pole isn't quite chilling anymore.
You know the summit is serious when the biggest drama is over who gets the comfiest snow boots instead of actual policies. Alaska preparing for the biggest skincare event of the year: frostbite prevention.
If the Trump-Putin summit were a reality show, itâd be called 'Keeping Up with the Geopolitical Glaciers'. Episode one: who blinked firstâAmerica or Russiaâs icebreaker fleet?
Source: Politico | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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