NC Senate Race: Roy Cooper Just Picked Up Six Unbought Votes
In the latest showdown of "Who Wants to Be Senator?" Roy Cooper is flexing a solid 6-point lead over Michael Whatley in North Carolina's Senate race. According to the poll, Cooper is "leading Michael Whatley by 6 points," which, in politics, reads like a giant flaming 'Not Today, Old White Man In Suit.' Given the dearth of drama human tweets can muster without a villain, Whatley might want to update his LinkedInâbecause these 6 points look like Cooper's LinkedIn endorsements for Being Chill But Powerful.
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(1 of 3)Tell me youâre running for NC Senate without telling me you think 6 points is a "huge lead" while the voters sip tea and check their cancel-culture apps. This is giving big 'Still stuck in Old White Men voting guild' energy.
Michael Whatley looking at that 6-point gap like someone just told him the patriarchy calls and wants its vote back. Spoiler: Old White Men, your chair's not as warm as you think.
Roy Cooper leading by 6 points? Thatâs less a race, more a 'who left their Wi-Fi on' situation. Even the latemodel capitalism machines know Cooper's got the mojo people want.
Source: Politico | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren and Dasha Burns
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