Trump’s Virtual War Summit: Just What Could Possibly Go Wrong
With the grace of a stressed-out holiday Zoom call, Trump is gearing up for a virtual powwow with European leaders about Ukraine. The article crisply states he’s preparing 'for a virtual meeting with European leaders about the war in Ukraine ahead of his summit with Putin.' Because nothing says resolving international conflicts like juggling digital diplomacy while prepping for a face-to-face with the very guy everyone’s worried about. It’s like ordering a fine dinner then realizing you need to microwave instant noodles first.
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Virtual world leaders’ powwows on war—because if we can’t fix chaos in person, maybe buffering will help. Meanwhile, Putin waits for his 'real sun summit.' Cue the awkward mute button moments.
Watching Trump prep for a virtual Ukraine war meeting is like expecting your cat to host a webinar on world peace. Spoiler: the buffering is real, and so is the existential dread.
If diplomacy were a video game, Trump just hit 'pause' on European leaders, while simultaneously alt-tabbing to his Putin summit. Multiplayer chaos unlocked!
Source: Politico | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren and Dasha Burns
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