Democrats Hoover Texas Gerrymander, Politicians Left Breathless
In a shocking turn of events, Democrats continue their epic effort to 'hoover up attention' while trying to stop Republicans from mid-cycle gerrymandering Texas. Experts confirm the political vacuum cleaner technique is unprecedented, with one insider noting, 'Democratsâ efforts to forestall the Republicansâ mid-cycle gerrymander of Texas continues to hoover up attention.' Sources report multiple talking heads strap on imaginary headsets, pretending to understand the latest electoral dust bunnies flying across the Lone Star State. Texas, meanwhile, remains the majestic battleground where map lines blur like a toddler's spaghetti art.
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Texas Republicans redraw maps mid-cycle and Democrats respond by hoovering up attention like itâs a Black Friday sale. Politics or performance art? Experts still unsure.
Democrats desperately vacuum political air, hoping a clean sweep will magically stop Gerrymander-gate in Texas. Spoiler: The dirt keeps multiplying.
Watching Democrats hoover up attention over the Texas map redraw is like watching someone mop a floodâadmirable effort, questionable impact.
Source: Politico | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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