DOJ Gives Fani Willis New Fan Mail: Subpoenas Galore!
Hold onto your equity stakes, because the Department of Justice is reportedly poking its magnifying glass at Fani Willis, the Georgia district attorney who’s been famous since her January 2021 rise to prosecutorial stardom thanks to the Trump Racketeering case. Specifics are scarce, but rumor has it the DOJ’s curiosity has been sparked - maybe Fani’s legal adventures are more binge-worthy than Netflix originals? We have no dates, no dollar amounts, just the juicy tidbit that the DOJ’s sideline popcorn supply may be running low as they turn their gaze towards Georgia’s courtroom gladiator. Will this escalating legal ping-pong match finish with a soda spill or a subpoena stampede? Only time, along with their investigative subpoenas, will tell!
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Breaking: DOJ shouts at Fani Willis like a mother calling out to her kid who just broke Mom's favorite vase, but with subpoenas instead of a wooden spoon. Who knew justice could have a side of soap opera flair?
Fani Willis just upgraded from prosecutor to DOJ's new favorite pastime. Like a Netflix cliffhanger, but with subpoenas and less popcorn.
The DOJ and Fani Willis are playing RICO-Patty Cake — you know it’s serious when they stop casually watching from the bleachers and start throwing subpoenas.
Source: Politico | Published: 9/27/2025 | Author: By Adam Wren
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