Gaza’s Gourmet Special: Starvation à la Blockade
Israel’s blockade has turned Gaza's food situation into a nightmare, pushing 2 million Palestinians ‘to the brink of starvation.’ With aid stuck and distribution a logistical horror show, it seems the only thing feeding Gaza right now is despair. As the article calmly states, 'blockade of most food and aid' has created the ultimate forbidden menu. Nothing says hospitality like having millions hangry, trapped in a survival episode with zero snacks.
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Gaza’s new menu: a hearty blockade stew served cold, with a side of starvation. Bon appétit or good luck, whichever lasts longer.
Starvation as a lifestyle choice? Nah, just Israel’s version of VIP food service — where everyone’s a guest but nobody gets fed.
Gaza’s grocery list recently: ‘Blockade’, ‘distribution issues’, and a dash of ‘brink of starvation’. Ingredient shortage? Yeah, understatement of the century.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Unknown
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