Trump Federalizes DC Police Because Calm Was Too Boring
In a headline-grabbing flex, President Trump declared a 'public safety emergency' in D.C., sending 800 National Guard troops and over 15 federal law enforcement agencies to federalize the cityâs police force. Despite a noted drop in violent crime, Trump doubled down with a federal takeover, prompting protests and confusion. According to a White House official, the intervention is set to last 30 days but is 'subject to change' â because who doesnât love a little suspense? As Trump ordered homeless people to 'move out IMMEDIATELY,' critics called the move a 'dangerous escalation for our communities.'
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Trump just turned D.C. into the set of a police reality show, Federal Edition, despite crime dropping. Meanwhile, homeless folks got the hostile eviction notice of the century â because subtlety's so 2024.
When your cityâs crime rate is falling but you still invade with 800 troops, itâs not oversightâitâs a political cosplay convention.
D.C. got more federal agents than reality TV stars at the reunion special. Next up: cops vs. curfews!
Source: Axios | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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