Peter Thiel’s Political Wallet: Schizophrenia by the Dollar
Peter Thiel has ended his political sabbatical by plunging $852,200 into GOP campaigns, declaring himself 'schizophrenic' about political giving because 'I think it’s incredibly important, and it’s incredibly toxic.' After ghosting Trump despite initially backing him, Thiel whimsically spreads cash across House Republicans, state parties, and the RNC like a tech billionaire with political FOMO. Despite predicting the 2024 election 'was not going to be close,' his money embarked on a sprawling road trip through 14 states and nearly 30 House members, proving even billionaire strategists can’t resist a decent game of political hopscotch.
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Peter Thiel’s political strategy looks like a messy group chat: 'schizophrenic,’ 'toxic,' but weirdly generous. Bro’s throwing cash at GOP like he just found Bitcoin under the couch and forgot what he said last year.
Peter Thiel’s donations are like his dating life: hot, cold, confusing, and funded by PayPal money laundering— er, I mean, political investment.
If Peter Thiel’s political giving were a Tinder bio, it’d read: 'Schizophrenic about cash, swipes right on Republicans, ghosting Trump like a bad Wi-Fi connection.'
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Bryan Metzger
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