GOP Cries ‘No Schadenfreude!’ Over Charlie Kirk’s RIP Tweets
In a plot twist sadder than a rom-com with no rom, some GOP officials are scrambling to muzzle social media's supposed 'celebrations' of Charlie Kirk's death. Conservative activists are deploying their digital Kevlar vests to spotlight posts allegedly reveling in the demise of the former Turning Point USA guy. There’s no mention of dates, dollar amounts, or locations—just a desperate GOP squinting down Twitter threads like it's the House Select Committee on Meme Regulation. Meanwhile, the internet is busy double-checking if this is a civil moment or just another episode of 'Cancel Culture: Funeral Edition.' Spoiler: It’s definitely the latter.
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Only in 2024 can politicians demand limits on schadenfreude while the internet throws an emotional circus over a guy whose biggest claim was trolling colleges. The GOP’s PR team just filed a mass request for mute buttons everywhere.
The GOP wants us to treat Charlie Kirk’s death like a safe space where no one awkwardly laughs—because nothing says mourning like micro-managing Twitter like it’s your grandma’s knitting club.
When you’re desperate enough to call out 'celebrations' over death on social media, maybe your side's run out of good arguments and ideas, but hey, at least you’re consistent about missing the point.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/13/2025 | Author: Huo Jingnan
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