Pentagonās Voting Rights Hotline: Pastor Edition
Secretary Pete Hegseth just gave a VIP shoutout to a pastor who thinks women shouldnāt vote ā because nothing says 'womenās rights' like a military chief reposting videos where 'families vote as a household' and 'the 19th Amendment should be repealed.' Press Secretary Kingsley Wilson rushed to assure, 'Of course the Secretary thinks that women should have the right to vote,' but also added, 'I'm not going to litigate every single aspect of what he may or may not believe.' Meanwhile, women leaders keep getting booted from high military ranks as Hegseth wages his war on 'wokeness.'
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When your Defense Secretary reposts anti-womenās vote pastor vids and says 'All of Christ for All of Life,' just remember: nothing screams military readiness like unvoted opinions from the 1800s. #StillWaitingForTheVote
Hegsethās Pentagon playlist: āHow to Cancel Women Leaders and Ghost the 19th Amendment.ā Next up: lectures on why disco isnāt war-ready.
Reposting pastors who think voting is a family group chat decision? The Pentagonās new strategy is basically 'bring your dad to the voting booth day.'
Source: Axios | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Josephine Walker
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