Pete Hegseth’s Caribbean Drug Boat Hits Comeback Tour, Carrier Joins
On a thrilling Friday morning update from Pete Hegseth, the Pentagon’s proud announcer, six alleged 'narco-terrorists' met their Caribbean end aboard a mysterious, drug-hauling boat. Like clockwork—or more precisely, Pentagon social media timing—an aircraft carrier decided to relocate from the Mediterranean to South American waters. This multi-million dollar floating hotel, now moonlighting as a drug interdiction backdrop, is the administration's latest strategy to keep the Caribbean drama spicy. Meanwhile, Sean Parnell tweeted the carrier move, making sure no one missed this maritime soap opera episode. The affair continues, proving that nothing says 'war on drugs' like ocean theatrics and tweets.
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Killing six narco-terrorists on a Caribbean boat while moving a giant carrier from the Med because nothing says 'combatting drug trafficking' like expensive ships on a tropical cruise with a big budget and bigger tweets.
Nothing beats relocating an entire aircraft carrier for a Caribbean drug bust—because sending a yacht probably wouldn't have that impressive Pentagon vibe.
Six narco-terrorists off a drug boat plus an aircraft carrier's tropical vacation: it's like a maritime episode of Law & Order, but the ship's real budget is for social media hype.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/24/2025 | Author: Guardian staff
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