Pedro Pascal’s Smooch Attack: Romance or Respiratory Hazard?
In an awe-inspiring demonstration of affection, Pedro Pascal goes full Romeo with a roar of 'Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!' The Onion captures this tender moment that might just double as a viral health warning. Is it love or just an accidental spread of germs? Pedro, thank you for reminding us that passion is alive—possibly too alive.
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Pedro Pascal just redefined PDA as 'Potential Disease Accelerator.' Kiss me, but also, please don’t. #SmoochOverload
Pedro Pascal's love language is apparently a full-on sonic kiss attack. Someone call the CDC or a therapist, preferably both.
Watching Pedro Pascal’s smooch symphony is like standing in the splash zone at a very toxic aquarium—beautiful and terrifying.
Source: Theonion | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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