Palantir Shades ChatGPT: āJagged AI, Meet Real Brainā
Palantir just flexed harder than your gym bro with its first billion-dollar quarter, powered by a $10 billion US Army contract. The exec called LLMs 'a jagged intelligence divorced from even basic understanding,' basically roasting ChatGPT like itās that one friend who tries math then forgets what 2+2 is. With deregulation 'taking all the brakes off,' Palantir plans to lap rivals by turning AI into 'pure understanding concretized in software.' Their CTO even said, 'industry customers are really excited to get to work,' which sounds suspiciously like dinner party vibes for tech nerds.
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Not a chatbot roasting other chatbots mid-billion dollar flex. Palantir just said LLMs are like that friend whoās smart but somehow ends up submitting a blank test paper. This is sending me straight to 'stay in your lane, AI.' PERIODT.
Palantir calling LLMs 'jagged intelligence' is the AI equivalent of Dad roasting his teenagerās TikTok dance. No cap, this has the same energy as your WiFi dropping mid-Netflix cliffhanger.
The way I would pretend to understand Palantirās 'ontology' flex but actually be lost like Carl from Coco trying to explain his family tree. Meanwhile, billion-dollar contracts over here like itās casual.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Katherine Li
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