Monsoon 2.0: Nature's Death Toll Breaks Records, Rain Hits Again
The country's ongoing monsoon saga has killed over 600 people and isn't planning to stop anytime soon. Authorities warned of 'more deluges and possible landslides between now and Tuesday,' basically saying, 'Pack your bags for flood tours, but bring life jackets.' This relentless rain has been pouring since June, turning national infrastructure into soggy memories and emergency rooms into overcrowded water parks. At this rate, umbrellas should come with a tear-off funeral program.
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(1 of 3)If 600+ deaths from rain were a Netflix series, it'd be a horror hit titled 'Monsoon: The Never-Ending Wet Revenge.' Spoiler: Nature's main actor never quits.
Heavy rain killing 600+ yet nobody hit 'pause' on blaming climate change like it's the season finale of Cancel Culture.
Monsoon: turning streets into bathtubs and governments into master performers of 'Oops, we didn't see that coming.'
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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