Xabi Alonso Leads Real Madrid To Oviedo: New Coach, Same Drama
In what sounds like the start of a Spanish soap opera, the record La Liga winners Real Madrid are heading to the newly promoted Oviedo with a singular focus on their new coach, Xabi Alonso. Because nothing says 'breaking news' like a football giant eyeing a team fresh off promotion. Rumor has it, the stakes are high but as Alonso himself might say, 'we're all terrible drivers of our own lives' ā on the pitch and off. Will history repeat or will the underdog humble the mighty? Stay tuned, or at least pretend to care.
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(1 of 3)Real Madrid visits fresh-faced Oviedo, guided by new coach Xabi Alonsoābecause handing over the keys never stops being a reality show where everyone's a bad driver.
Watching Real Madrid go to Oviedo with Xabi Alonso feels like passing your driving test with coach yelling from the passenger seat: existential panic guaranteed.
Ah, Xabi Alonso with Real Madrid vs. Oviedoālike hiring a new chef just to burn your toast differently. Same drama, just fresh scenery.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Unknown
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