Xabi Alonso Leads Real Madrid To Oviedo: New Coach, Same Drama
In what sounds like the start of a Spanish soap opera, the record La Liga winners Real Madrid are heading to the newly promoted Oviedo with a singular focus on their new coach, Xabi Alonso. Because nothing says 'breaking news' like a football giant eyeing a team fresh off promotion. Rumor has it, the stakes are high but as Alonso himself might say, 'we're all terrible drivers of our own lives' â on the pitch and off. Will history repeat or will the underdog humble the mighty? Stay tuned, or at least pretend to care.
Share the Story
Real Madrid visits fresh-faced Oviedo, guided by new coach Xabi Alonsoâbecause handing over the keys never stops being a reality show where everyone's a bad driver.
Watching Real Madrid go to Oviedo with Xabi Alonso feels like passing your driving test with coach yelling from the passenger seat: existential panic guaranteed.
Ah, Xabi Alonso with Real Madrid vs. Oviedoâlike hiring a new chef just to burn your toast differently. Same drama, just fresh scenery.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Unknown
More Articles in Sports
America Adds 50,000 Jobs, But Those 70,000 Stayed Home for Holidays
USS Gerald R. Ford Saves Day By 'Apprehending' Another Wobbly Tanker
Chinese Crackdowns Cut US Fentanyl Supply, Trump Declares Pills Weapons of Mass Destruction
High School Coach Cold-Calls Way to College Football Glory, Shocks Résumé Nazis
Ping-Pong Champ Hustled Gold Bars, Watches, and Broke Cigarettes for Breakfast
NFL Star Travis Kelce Pioneers Business Casual Shorts Trend, Nobody Asked For
2026 World Cup Tickets Cost More Than Ownerâs Student Loans and Car Combined
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza Breaks Heisman, Old Records, and Possibly Time Itself
