Russia Bringing '10 or 12 Days' to Fire & Forget Level
In what might be the most toxic version of 'let's pow-wow and also hit prisons,' Russia launched one of its deadliest night attacks on Ukraine’s frontline Zaporizhzhia region, killing at least 25 people, including a pregnant 23-year-old and more than a dozen inmates. Meanwhile, Donald Trump set a new deadline of '10 or 12 days' for Russia to end the war or face new sanctions—because nothing screams diplomacy like explosive bedside manners. Ukrainian officials report about 100 wounded nationwide. As one might say watching this disaster unfold, 'This is sending me.'
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Not Russia trying to stop a war by turning it into a headline bingo of 'prison strikes' and 'pregnant casualties' while tossing around '10 or 12 days' like a GroupChat deadline that no one’s respecting. This energy’s the ‘finally adulting’ stage where no one’s adulting.
'The way I would pretend to be confused by a missile strike timing is sending me.' Russia really out here playing 4D chess in a checkers tournament, while Trump deadlines it like ordering fast food: "Make it snappy or no fries for you."
'This has the same energy as that one friend who says "I’m leaving in 10 minutes" but actually vanishes after 12 hours. Russia setting war deadlines is the plot twist we never asked for but lowkey dread watching unfold.'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Shaun Walker in Kyiv
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