Festival Crowd Goes Digital: Sweatpants Win Big Showdown
Get ready to vibe in your comfiest sweatpants because Tyler, the Creator, Hozier, Doja Cat, Vampire Weekend, Doechii, and others are bringing the festival straight to your screen! The article announced that these star-studded performances 'will stream online,' making it an epic invitation to ditch the lines and overpriced snacks. One can only imagine the joy of signing onto a concert where the worst you'll endure is a Wi-Fi hiccup instead of muddy boots. 'This is SO exciting!' everything happens for a reason when your front-row seat is actually your couch!
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Why stand in mud for hours when you can stream Tyler, Doja Cat & friends in your pajamas? Festival crowds, rejoice! Sweatpants > sunscreen any day.
Who needs overpriced nachos and porta-potties when you can mute that random guy screaming on your laptop? Welcome to the gourmet age of concerts.
If you thought music festivals were wild before, just wait until your Wi-Fi decides to dance with you mid-Doja Cat! The future is streaming chaos.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Nina Corcoran
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