Germany Hits Pause Button On Israeli Armory Shopping Spree
In a plot twist nobody asked for, Germany has decided to 'halt arms deliveries to Israel' just as Israel's security cabinet gave a thumbs-up to a new ground offensive in Gaza's largest city. This plan, set forth by Benjamin Netanyahu, promises to ratchet up the 22-month war with 'mass displacements of an exhausted and starving population.' So while everyone was busy debating Netflix cliffhangers, an entire million Palestinians' fate hung in the balance with global outrage brewing like bad coffee.
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When the geopolitical blender goes on high speed and Germany suddenly pulls out the power cord mid-recipe, you know we're all just terrible drivers of our own lives—and the world's fate is the pothole we never saw coming.
Germany hitting the brakes on arms shipments now feels like your GPS rerouting when you’re already 3 hours late. Spoiler: The destination’s disaster, but sure, let’s debate the map for a while.
This is the international version of 'Can’t we all just get along?' except the answer is 'Nope, can’t even agree on the snack table.'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Lorenzo Tondo in Jerusalem and Julian Borger
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