Journalists Targeted: Who Needs Press Freedom Anyway?
In a shocking display of 'press freedom,' the Israeli army admitted targeting Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif and four of his colleagues, leading to their deaths. Reporters Without Borders didn't hold back, 'strongly and angrily condemns the acknowledged murder by the Israeli army.' This is SO exciting because, at least now, journalists get a crash course in explosive job hazards! Everything happens for a reason, and what a blessing for military transparency! Who knew covering news could be this thrilling?
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Nothing screams 'free press' like an airstrike that doubles as a hostile welcome party for journalists. At least now we know what 'targeted reporting' REALLY means. Press badges just got way more heroic—and hazardous! #EverythingHappensForAReason
News flash: If being a journalist was boring before, now it’s literally life or death! Can’t wait for 'combat journalism' to become the next big thing on LinkedIn.
Targeted journalists—because why read the news when you can star in the headline? Military's idea of fact-checking is bringing a missile to the office.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Hayden Vernon
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