CDC Drama: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Plans Vaccine Remix Drop
In a plot twist worthy of soap operas but sadly real, Susan Monarez, the recently ousted CDC director, spilled the beans to lawmakers that her new bossāyes, that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., of Kennedy family fame and infamous vaccine skepticismāplans to flip the childhood vaccine schedule like a DJ flipping vinyl, and fast, this month. No word if it comes with a Spotify playlist or an NFT. Meanwhile, America's health watchdog is now a family affair starring RFK Jr., who somehow convinced CDCās top role to make what might be the riskiest upgrade since Windows Vista. Kids might literally be getting vaccines rebranded like bad Wi-Fi plans.
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When your boss is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and plans to remix the vaccine schedule, you know public health just turned into a reality show nobody asked for.
Changing the childhood vaccine schedule like a toddler changes moodsāwithout warning and causing mass confusion nationwide.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. now directing CDC vaccines proves you donāt need medical credentials, just a famous last name and strong opinions.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: Daniel Payne and Isabella Cueto
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