Expo Opens Losing So Hard It’s Practicing for Olympics
Before the event even kicked off, the Expo was already sweating bullets as 'ticket sales were sluggish' enough to make accountants cry. Speculation ran wild about whether the whole thing would 'end in the red,' which sounds less like a financial forecast and more like a boxing match where the Expo got knocked out before round one. Essentially, the expo’s idea of a grand opening was a grand warning.
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Ticket sales so slow, even glaciers moved faster. The Expo's opening ritual? Officially announcing its impending bankruptcy with polite sobs.
Sluggish ticket sales at the Expo? It’s like they sold tickets to a museum exhibit titled ‘How to Lose Money Fast.’
If ticket sales were any slower, the Expo would be called an ex-po — because it’s dead before it started.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Unknown
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