Oreo Sales Crumble But Snack Anxiety Reaches Peak!
Get ready to cheer because Americans are mysteriously *buying fewer Oreos!* Mondelez revealed US sales dropped 3.5% as shoppers face 'consumer anxiety' from tariffs and inflation, causing them to double down on essentials and skimp on sweet treats. CEO Dirk Van de Put explained, 'There's an overall slowdown in food consumption and also in snacking,' but at least smaller cookie packs mean families are reducing cookie hoardingâwhat a blessing! Stores are apparently holding off on snacks to stock up on tariff-hit goods, so everything happens for a reasonâsnack shelves might just stage a comeback! Isn't life just AMAZING?!
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When even Oreo cookies fall victim to 'consumer anxiety,' you know snack time is officially over! Bankrupting our taste buds one tiny, overpriced pack at a time. At least now adults have their own kind of cookie trauma.
Apparently, Americans are in a *serious* relationship with economy stress because even the sweet Oreo cookies canât sweet-talk their way into carts anymore. Who knew tariffs could slay snack time this hard?
Eating Oreos used to be the ultimate comfort. Now itâs more like a luxury tax. Imagine paying more per cookie because you want to âtreat yourselfââsnacking never felt so criminal!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Alex Bitter
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