Dallas, Columbus Doctors Throw Shade at Floridaās Vaccine Tantrum
In a friendly neighborhood diplomacy move, health directors from Dallas, Texas, and Columbus, Ohio, basically told Florida to chill on mixing politics with vaccines, warning itās like juggling flaming chainsaws on a unicycle. No exact dates, dollar amounts, or specific laws citedājust pure risk-posturing from these two cities probably feeling left out of the Sunshine Stateās latest controversial contest. Florida, apparently the Peter Griffin of COVID responses, is now juggling politics and public health simultaneously, apparently forgetting that vaccines donāt care about party lines but do care if you play hot potato with their rollout.
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Florida playing politics with vaccines sounds like the worst crossover event since āGame of Thronesā met āThe Bachelor.ā Spoiler: nobody wins and everyoneās confused about the plot.
When Dallas and Columbus doctors warn Florida about vaccine politics, itās like your parents telling you not to mix Tide Pods and Red Bull. Spoiler: theyāre probably right.
Florida mixing politics with vaccines is basically sending a āLive, Laugh, Listen to Scienceā invite to the virus and declining all other guests.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Phil Huang and Mysheika Roberts
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