Vaccine Court: Friendlier Than Your Ex, Says RFK Jr. Critics
In a revelation that will thrill conspiracy theorists and bored lawyers alike, it's reported that the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP) is actually 'more friendly to claimants than a regular court.' Take that, courtroom drama! While RFK Jr. and Rep. Paul Gosar are busy grumbling, the VICP quietly handles claims with more warmth and less paperwork. What a blessing for those seeking justice without the usual legal slog! As one would say, 'everything happens for a reason'—even if that reason is a vaccine claims process that's less suit-and-tie nightmare and more sigh of relief.
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When your injury claims get treated better than your Uber complaints, you know the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program is doing something right. Meanwhile, RFK Jr. and Paul Gosar can stick to their Twitter rants, bless their hearts.
Vaccine Injury Compensation Program: where claimants get VIP treatment and courtroom actors stay home. RFK Jr. and Rep. Gosar might need a rebrand to 'friendly fire' critics.
Who knew vaccines had an injury program with better customer service than the DMV? RFK Jr. and friends must be shook. Maybe litigation can take notes!
Source: Statnews | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Dorit R. Reiss and Arthur L. Caplan
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