Senate Hosts Bogus Vaccine Science, Public Health Takes Nap
In a plot twist even Hollywood would envy, a bogus study linking vaccines to chronic illness strutted its nonsense at a Senate hearing, setting a 'dangerous precedent' according to top infectious disease experts. The stunt, a masterclass in science denial dressed as policy, confused fact with fear-mongering as if they were twins separated at birth. Experts slam the Senate's open mic to pseudoscience, warning itâs like letting a flat-earther pilot a NASA shuttleâdire consequences guaranteed. No names named, but somewhere a lab coat facepalmed so hard it left a stain on the timeline of good policymaking.
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When the Senate gives a podium to junk science on vaccines, public health quietly updates its funeral playlist. Next up: climate change denial panel featuring real scientistsâwait, no.
Bogus vaccine studies in the Senate? Thatâs like appointing a pyromaniac to the fire safety committee. Science called, itâs considering retirement.
If pseudoscience were a sport, the Senate just won gold presenting junk vaccine studies. Spoiler: the only thing contagious here is ignorance.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Jake Scott
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