Susan vs. Kennedy: CDC Power Struggle Edition
In a plot twist drier than your aunt's turkey, public health guru Georges Benjamin argues that restoring Susan Monarez as CDC director is the antidote to Kennedy’s unchecked power. Because nothing screams stability like a bureaucratic reboot. Monarez, presumably the CDC’s version of a referee in an overcaffeinated soccer match, is expected to serve as the desperately needed check on Kennedy’s alleged power trip. You know it’s serious when public health leadership steps into a soap opera rivaling daytime TV. We’re all terrible drivers of our own lives, but apparently, Kennedy and Monarez are battling for the CDC’s steering wheel.
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(1 of 3)When your CDC director fight sounds like a LinkedIn power play but with more virus and less handshake, you know public health is the new reality TV.
If the CDC was a game of musical chairs, Kennedy just hogged every seat and now Monarez has to come back with the fire extinguisher.
Kennedy’s power at CDC looks like a toddler with the remote—loud, disruptive, and no one else can change the channel without a fight.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Georges C. Benjamin
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