Ph.D. Diversity Grants: Cancelled, Cancel Culture Wins Again
In the grand tradition of life throwing you a diversity grant only to snatch it back, our heartbroken Ph.D. student discovered their dream of academic cash vanished faster than lunch in a break room. No flashy institutions named, no dollar amounts tossed around, just a gut-punch headline: 'diversity' grants canceled. Because nothing screams progress like yanking money from underrepresented brainiacs who thought they were cashing checks to study, not starring in the cancellation drama of 2024. Ironyās the real professor hereāreminder, weāre all just terrible drivers crashing through our own ambitions while apologizing to the cargo of hope we left behind.
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Diversity grants canceled because apparently the saga of 'inclusive support' needed a commercial break. Ph.D.s dashed like they were in bumper-to-bumper intellectual traffic they never agreed to get stuck in.
The only thing more diverse than the failed funding promises? The ways Ph.D. students can express disappointment without crying in the library.
Canceling diversity grants: the academic version of kicking over the chessboard because you lost to a pawn. Spoiler alert: everyone loses.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: Marissa Russo
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