CDC Boss Suggests Kennedy’s Cardiac Ops: Death By One!
Former CDC Director William Foege delivered what might be history's most twisted bout of dark humor by saying that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 'would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time.' While the comment drips with grim irony, it highlights the heated tensions surrounding Kennedy and public health debates. It’s a reminder that some insults aren’t what you expect… they're scalpel-sharp, surgical, and disturbingly precise.
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When the CDC’s ex-head tells you to switch careers so you don’t 'mass murder' with words but 'just one heart at a time,' maybe it’s time to reevaluate your impact—because blunt force insults are apparently more deadly than policies.
Calling for Kennedy to take up cardiac surgery so he stops mass misinformation—who knew medical malpractice could be a metaphor for spreading dangerous ideas?
If killing people one at a time is better than hundreds via words, maybe Kennedy’s next gig is in an operating room? Talk about a literal downgrade in 'body count!'
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: William Foege
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