72 Million Can’t Afford Teeth, Anti-Fluoride Vibes Rising
While 72 million Americans stare down at their neglected molars and abandoned dental plans, the anti-fluoride crusade marches on like a zombie apocalypse hitting a toothpaste factory. Dental care’s price tags have skyrocketed to a Kanye West Grammy night level of unreachability, but that hasn't stopped some from rallying against water additives proven to keep cavities at bay. Picture millions dreaming of floss but stuck flossing excuses, as anti-fluoride activists push back against a chemical savior just when smiles needed saving most. It's a plot twist worthy of a soap opera—except the villain is affordable hygiene.
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Nothing screams 'saving smiles' like making dental care impossible for 72 million Americans while fighting a microscopic fluoride hero. Anti-fluoride reps must love irony almost as much as they hate toothpaste.
72 million Americans can’t get dental care, but hey, fluoride’s evil? Maybe rotten teeth are the new black.
Dental bills are out here playing hard to get with 72 million Americans, and anti-fluoride folks are just here for the no-cavity drama.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Melissa Burroughs
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