OpenAI’s SPV Crackdown: AI Companies Join The No-Funny-Business Club
OpenAI has left the playground and isn't alone in tagging SPVs with a big red 'No!' Apparently, cracking down on SPVs is trending among AI companies now. It's like everyone suddenly agrees that shady Special Purpose Vehicles deserve a time-out. No official quotes were blaring neon signs, but the aura is clear: 'Don't mess with our AI sandbox.' So much for the wild west of investment vehicles – looks like AI money handlers are turning into the hall monitors of finance.
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If AI companies policing SPVs is the new gang, are we about to see a Notorious B.I.G. versus Tupac in the world of shell companies? Spoiler: The wallets ain't ready for this level of drama.
Looks like AI firms decided SPVs are the new 'no adult supervision' zones. Finally, someone’s treating sketchy finance like a backyard BBQ—no uninvited guests allowed.
When your AI starts side-eyeing your Special Purpose Vehicles, you know corporate sibling rivalry has hit a new glitchy level. Next up: robots filing taxes just to roast you properly.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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