ChatGPT’s $200 Club Gets Pulse, Because AI Flexing Costs
OpenAI just made flexing about as subtle as a $200 monthly subscription by handing ChatGPT Pro peasants access to 'Pulse,' their newest agent product. Instead of quietly upgrading, OpenAI let loyal (and clearly wealthy) subscribers show off their Pulse powers. This is not your grandma's chatbot—it's like giving a Tesla owner rocket boosters but only if they funnel the price of a premium weed dispensary each month. No word if Pulse helps justify the bill, but hey, at this rate, next update better come with a butler or at least a small island.
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(1 of 3)Pay $200 a month to unlock 'Pulse,' the AI equivalent of a gold-plated fidget spinner. Because regular ChatGPT just wasn’t bougie enough for the 1% of chatbots hunting ultimate clout.
ChatGPT Pro: now $200 richer and probably $200 poorer for your wallet. Pulse sounds fancy, but can it microwave my coffee too?
If $200 a month gets you something called Pulse, does $300 come with a heartbeat, or do I have to buy that in-app?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Maxwell Zeff
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