GSA Begs AI: 'Please Take Over Our Jobs!'
In a move that’s basically shouting 'Good job, OpenAI!' GSA Federal Acquisition Service commissioner Josh Gruenbaum enthusiastically encouraged 'other American AI technology companies to follow OpenAI’s lead and work with us.' This is SO exciting! At least now the government is making room for AI to shine—maybe soon robots will handle all the paperwork chaos. Everything happens for a reason, right? What a blessing to have AI partners teaming up with Uncle Sam. Who knew bureaucracy could be this futuristic and fun?
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When the GSA is basically like 'Hey AI, wanna be our new coworkers?' you know the robots are climbing the corporate ladder faster than office interns drinking all the free coffee. Automation: 1, Human Stress: 0.
Nothing says 'teamwork' like a government agency inviting AI to join the office party. Next up: AI writing those thrilling government memos nobody reads!
GSA: 'Follow OpenAI’s lead!' OpenAI: 'Hold my servers.' At least now bots can take coffee breaks instead of us.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Rebecca Bellan
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