OpenAI's California Exit Plot: Nonprofit to Profit Drama!
In an Oscar-worthy twist fit for Silicon Valley soap operas, OpenAI execs are feverishly debating fleeing California amid escalating political resistance to their Cinderella story of turning from a noble nonprofit into a capitalist for-profit. Reported exclusively by The Wall Street Journal, this behind-the-scenes drama suggests potential relocations have leapt from speculative tweets to serious boardroom buzz. Yet, in perfect PR jazz hands style, OpenAI simultaneously insists—without a hint of irony—that they absolutely have zero plans to exit the Golden State. It’s like staging a breakup and hosting a couples counseling session the same day. Politics vs. profit, California style!
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Nothing says 'we’re committed to California' like plotting an escape plan while solemnly swearing you’re not leaving. OpenAI’s nonprofit to profit saga just gave 'business as usual' a dramatic plot twist even soap operas envy.
OpenAI wrestling California politics like a WWE champ—threaten the big move, deny the breakup, repeat. Silicon Valley romantic comedy or political thriller? You decide.
Watching OpenAI argue about leaving California while claiming they're staying is peak startup drama—like stalking your ex to prove you're over them.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Connie Loizos
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