OpenAI Goes Bollywood: Hiring Spree in India’s Tech Jungle
In a vibrant and inevitably benighted move, OpenAI has officially launched its hiring extravaganza in India, aiming to grab a piece of the 'fast-growing South Asian tech market.' Early reports confirmed positions open across India, where talent pools teem like Mumbai traffic—only slightly less chaotic. While OpenAI cheerfully embraces 'diversity and growth,' one wonders if the real strategy is simply finding the cheapest yet smartest coders on globe-trotting Zoom calls. As OpenAI’s spokespeople put it delicately, 'Expanding presence' means recruiting in India, the land where tech dreams collide with the earnest hustle for startup glory.
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OpenAI's grand plan: Hire in India because cloning Silicon Valley geniuses locally is so 2023. Seeking tech stars or just cheaper Zoom bites? Either way, the AI empire expands, and so does its outsourced empire of dreams.
New Delhi's tech scene: now featuring cameo appearances by OpenAI recruiters hunting for coding wizards faster than you can say ‘machine learning’ while dodging cows and crackerjack rickshaws!
OpenAI’s expansion in India is like spicing up your curry with AI algorithms - it’s exciting until someone realizes they tossed in too many data packets and nobody knows the sync status anymore.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Jagmeet Singh
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