Biden’s Israel Spin Cycle: The Eternal Flippy-Floppy Diplomacy
President Biden's response to Israel's war feels less like leadership and more like 'muddling through,' with critics accusing him of flip-flopping. As the article points out, Biden seems caught between "supporting an ally" and "navigating a complex geopolitical minefield," resulting in statements that leave everyone wondering if he’s playing 4D chess or just lost the instruction manual.
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When your foreign policy is less ‘strategic genius’ and more ‘which way’s the wind today?’ — Biden’s Israel stance is giving serious big flip-flop olympics energy. Someone hand him a compass or just a Magic 8-Ball.
Biden’s handling of Israel’s war? Tell me you’re confused without telling me you’re confused. It’s like watching a toddler try to build IKEA furniture while blindfolded. Spoiler: the manual’s missing.
Watching Biden juggle Israel’s conflict statements is like watching Netflix buffering on lowest WIFI: frustrating, slow, and full of unexpected pauses that make you question reality.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Susan B. Glasser
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