AMGās Cloud Money Machine Burns Billions, Prints Billions
In the never-boring saga of tech titans, October 2025 crowned Amazon, Microsoft, and Google as the AMG cloud cartelāspending billions on data centers to keep renting computing power like digital overpriced real estate. Amazon alone raked in $33 billion of cloud revenue and a cool $11 billion profit in one quarter, boasting a 35% margin that even Starbucks would envy. Meanwhile, Meta throws billions into data centers but forgot to open the cloud store, leaving shareholders wondering if Mark Zuckerberg's next magic trick is turning expensive servers into shareholder tears. Barclays analysts struggled to plot AMGās monstrous capex, cloud revenue spikes, and growth charts, painting a perfect storm of $$$ and nerd power plays.
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AMG spends billions building invisible digital mansions, charges everyone rent, turns profit, and squeezes out Metaās cloud-less leftovers faster than you can say 'Mark, did you buy the wrong server?'
When your cloud business is just renting computer air by the teraflop, and that weirdly pays out enough to make Amazonās quarterly revenue look like your credit card limit.
Meta's strategy: Spend billions on invisible server farms and hope shareholders confuse 'investment' with a donation to the tech gods.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/31/2025 | Author: Alistair Barr
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