Not Apollo Creed But Also Definitely Juice Cleanser
Uzbek boxer, age 26, took 'rapid muscle growth' *way* too literally after testing positive for methasterone—a synthetic anabolic steroid. Methasterone is known for 'increased strength' but apparently also increased stain on his reputation. The one thing this boxer didn’t punch? The doping agency’s test results, which came back screaming, 'Caught red-handed!'
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This has the same energy as someone flexing on Tinder with Photoshop and suddenly getting called out by their mom. Mate tried turning into The Hulk but forgot steroids ain't main character energy, they’re just bad paperwork.
Watching this guy try to ‘level up’ like a cheat code in a video game but the system glitched and he got banned instead. Spoiler: Not all power-ups lead to victory royale, sometimes it’s just a walkthrough ban.
If you wanted to gain 'rapid muscle growth and increased strength,' bro, just Netflix and chill harder. The way I would meme the hero’s journey from 'gym rat to juice legend' is sending me to Mars.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Unknown
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