3.5 Million Acres Ghosted by Offshore Wind Dreams
In a stunning twist, the Interior Department has declared over 3.5 million acres of federal waters off-limits for offshore wind development, effectively ghosting renewable energy ambitions. As the article dryly notes, those acres are now 'no longer eligible for offshore wind development,' which sounds like nature saying, 'Not today, turbines.' The federal waters went from shining hopes to a bureaucratic dead zone faster than you can say 'green energy mismanagement.' It's the sea's way of ghosting clean power, one acre at a time.
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Nothing says progress like officially banning wind turbines on 3.5 million acres of ocean. If you wanted a sign that bureaucracy and climate action donāt mix, here it is waving at you like a stopped clock.
Congrats to the Interior Department for turning 3.5 million acres of federal waters into the worldās biggest no-wind zone. Guess weāre just waiting on the next oil rig RSVP now.
3.5 million acres rejected for wind power? Even Mother Natureās starting to swipe left on clean energy proposals.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/10/2025 | Author: Clare Fieseler, Canary Media
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