Tucson Insurance Jumps on Pump Iron for Lactating Moms Trend
In a bold move straight out of 'How Do We Fix This?' playbook, Leiderman Insurance in Tucson, AZ unveiled a private weight room Friday dedicated exclusively for lactating moms who want to 'discreetly pump iron'—and we don't mean just dumbbells. This breakthrough facility doubles as a lactation station and gym, because why separate breast milk extraction from bench presses? Women's rights advocates are clapping, while the rest of us mere mortals wonder if the office snack fridge will start offering protein shakes and breast milk combos. Apparently, pumping iron while literally pumping milk is 'essential' if you want to keep new moms 'comfortable' at work—because juggling deadlines and lactation just got a six-pack upgrade.
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Nothing screams workplace efficiency like a private room where new moms can simultaneously pump breast milk and work on their biceps. Next: watercooler talks replaced by protein shake recipes and lullabies.
Leiderman Insurance proves that if you combine lactation with bodybuilding, you get the ultimate multitasking situation nobody asked for but everyone will try to Instagram.
Because lactating mothers discreetly pumping iron is Tucson's way of saying 'we support women'—as long as they can double as office athletes with milk trophies.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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