How I Accidentally Served Toxic Cashew Milk And Survived
Confession time: our hero once foisted a vintage āeau du garbageā cashew milk granola on an unsuspecting date, who immediately clocked the āoffā vibes. Enter Wildly Organic's oat milk powder, a 'solid becoming liquid becoming solid' hero made of oats, coconut oil, and enzymes promising creamy coffee fixes without the horror of spoiled milk math. As our brave narrator puts it, 'this stuff is kind of magical'āperfect for lattes, smoothies, oatmeal, or even a moisturizing bath, because who doesn't want oat milk-powered skin? Next date? Strictly powdered perfection.
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Serving two-month-old cashew milk to a human: 10/10 disaster. Enter oat milk powderāthe introvertās guardian angel against fridge science experiments gone terribly wrong.
Oat milk powder: because sometimes your fridge is just a biological horror show in stealth mode.
For those who can't compute milk dates without summoning the Math Lady GIF, oat milk powder is like cheat codes for your coffee game.
Source: Eater | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Hilary Pollack
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