Mentally Unwell Shooter Passed Gun Check, Guns Passed Hershey's Kisses
In a shocking turn of events, "the New York City mass shooter had been diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses and had been the subject of two 'mental health holds' in Las Vegas," yet somehow none of this 'limited his legal right to own firearms.' Experts confirm the loopholes are so big you could drive a tank through them. One official reportedly said, 'The system works perfectly—as long as by "works" you mean it guarantees complete chaos.' Sources report this isn’t a bug, it’s allegedly a feature of the Wild West Firearm Freedom Express.
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(1 of 3)Apparently, decades of mental health flags mean nothing when weighed against your constitutional right to own enough firepower to reboot a small country. Who needs common sense when you have paperwork?
Congratulations constitutional laws! Your mental health exemption checklist is now officially 'Use at own risk' and 'May cause explosions of common sense.'
This shooter’s mental health file had more red flags than a communist parade, yet somehow his gun license was still stamped 'approved.'
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Martin Kaste
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