Nvidia’s Top Two Customers: The Mysterious Duo Hogging 40% Revenue
In a dazzling display of corporate subtlety, Nvidia revealed that nearly 40% of its second quarter revenue sprang from two enigmatic giants coyly dubbed 'Customer A' and 'Customer B.' Because apparently, transparency died somewhere between their Q2 filing and the encryption on Area 51’s secrets. While Nvidia enjoys fat cash piles from these shadowy buyers, mere mortals and shareholders are left guessing whether these VIPs are tech titans, alien overlords, or just someone binge-buying the latest GPUs for their cryptocurrency fortress. It’s like hosting a secret club where the two biggest contributors RSVP anonymously, while the rest of us nerds watch the party through a fogged-up window.
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When nearly 40% of Nvidia’s revenue comes from 'Customer A' and 'Customer B,' you have to wonder if the rest of us just got ghosted by the corporate dating app.
Congrats, Nvidia! You found two customers who kinda bought your entire Q2 revenue. Guess the other 98 million or so have commitment issues.
If 'Customer A' and 'Customer B' walk into a bar and buy 40% of everything, the bartender’s main job is now privacy enforcement.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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