Nvidia’s $46.7 Billion Flex: GPU Sales or Magic Wand?
In Q2 2024, Nvidia dazzled the tech world by raking in a staggering $46.7 billion in revenue, marking a 56% increase compared to the same quarter last year. Yes, you read that right—almost fifty billion crisp dollars, like a modern Midas who turns silicon into gold with every chip. This astronomical boost, likely powered by gamers wanting the latest graphics and AI enthusiasts chasing the next big thing, might be the financial equivalent of discovering a cheat code in real life. Meanwhile, Nvidia’s stock probably threw a party without us, all the way on Wall Street’s expensive turf.
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Nvidia’s revenue grew 56% to $46.7 billion in Q2, proving that when it comes to GPU sales, ‘playing God with graphics cards’ is apparently super profitable. Who knew pixels could print money like this?
Nvidia’s Q2 revenue hit $46.7B—apparently, virtual worlds have better cash flow than the real one. Next up: GPUs that mine bitcoin in your sleep?
56% revenue spike? Nvidia just turned silicon chips into a money printer on overdrive. Wall Street’s new favorite magician: Nvidia, the wizard of cashflow.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Russell Brandom
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